i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
“I remember crying over you, and I don’t mean like a couple of tears and I’m blue. I’m talking about collapsing and screaming at the moon.”The Avett Brothers, “Tear Down the House” (via abigaillx)
there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it
Ha ha seriously tho.
AH WHAT THAT WAS SO CUTE
The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one.
I need adultier adult
#I NEED A BETTER ADULT
AN ADULT WHO CAN SUCCESSFULLY ADULT
how mature adults we are
This is the timeline expressions of my day to day life decisions
he’s so corny we’re a perfect match
so let me get this straight:
y’all bleed outta your vaginas
once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene
you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
and yet you just go about your daily business like
girls are fucking badass.
lol thought it wahhhh
this is what i do every single time someone tries to touch my butt lol
I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and
Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u
So i tried it both ways and uh
i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?
this made me laugh really hard….
and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed
but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated
So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE!
Its not science unless you write it down so
Well done, i guess…
I fucked up
I cannot even. This is post on tumblr.
This is why I’m on this site..
…I got stuck in my shirt too…
So I tried the boys’ method and almost strangled myself.
wtf tumblr you did it again